I learned something new today. Apparently Jesus' powers do not include the ability to prevent the first half of his name from drifting away before a plane has a chance to finish skywriting ":) JESUS LOVES U."
As you can see, a cloud has already begun to desecrate the cute little smiley face and is about to do some serious damage to the good lord's name. Jesus was halfway to Delray Beach before the pilot got to the adorably abbreviated "U."
Boca Raton, Florida is a pretty provocative place to be skywriting ":) Jesus Loves U," given the very large Jewish population here. One could be forgiven for thinking that the subtext of that giant message in the sky is "Don't worry, hellbound heathen semites...you still have a chance to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior before he smites your flesh and finishes what Hitler started."
I would like to hire a skywriter to paint the following message over Colorado Springs: ":p Allah Loves U More!" just to see how the Christian community there reacts. Anyone care to contribute to a fund that would make that possible? I'll look into pricing.
I would also like to respond in kind to the proliferation of "Choose Life" license plates with one that says "Reduce Crowds, Choose Abortion." I don't see how the state could allow one and deny the other. I'll keep you posted on this effort...
Every time I see one of those Geebus signs up in the sky, I want to change it to Geebus is a fucking LIE!
Posted by: Nietzsche | March 11, 2009 at 03:34 PM
so...you making any headway on that license plate idea? I've got a couple bucks :)
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