I Don't Like This Woman

Just who the fuck do you think you are, Cunty McCuntmouth? I mean seriously…who the fuck do you think you are? You didn’t earn the position you’ve found yourself in. You are but a pawn being used by a cynical, desperate, elderly candidate who has nothing positive to run on. A qualified woman clearly wasn’t enough for John McCain because he skipped over MANY infinitely more qualified and infinitely more dignified Republican women who undoubtedly have their white, Republican-issue panties in a twist right now.

No, you didn’t do anything special, Sarah “Barracuda.” You were chosen for your lack of a penis and your unaborted, mentally disabled baby. You, the alleged maverick reformer, were chosen because John McCain’s Republican Party wouldn’t let him do the truly maverick thing by choosing the running mate he wanted – Joe Lieberman. You and your freaky little clan of oddly named Eskimo children are a circus spectacle, designed to distract us from the giant elephant that’s shitting in the center ring.

I was actually naïve enough to assume that you would use your first prime-time, nationally televised speech to show an ounce of humility about where you’ve found yourself. I was wrong. You strutted out there and had the balls to mock Barack Obama for his work as a community organizer. Who—WHO—ridicules a community organizer? What kind of filthy, cuntmouthed little whore from Shitfuck, Alaska thinks she has any right to mock a man who has captured the attention of the entire world by his words and his actions and who earned 17,992,890 more votes in a nationwide presidential primary than you earned as governor of the 47th most populous state in the union?

Last week, your party was criticizing Barack Obama for not putting Hillary Clinton on the ticket, arguing that she had earned “millions of votes” in the presidential primary. Now they’ve put someone on their own ticket who has earned exactly ZERO of those votes in her entire political career.

Let’s look at the numbers, just for fun:

2008 Democratic Presidential Primary

Barack Obama        18,107,587
Hillary Clinton    18,045,829

2008 Republican Presidential Primary

John McCain        9,840,746
Mitt Romney        4,525,746
Mike Huckabee    4,179,514

2006 Alaska Gubernatorial Election

Sarah Palin    114,697 votes

No, that’s not a typo. Oh, but wait…you have more executive experience than the entire Democratic ticket combined. You just love that new buzzword, don’t you? Executive. Experience. It sounds so official. By this new standard, any mayor of any town in America would be qualified to serve as commander-in-chief by virtue of their executive experience. Is that right? Do I understand that correctly?

Well guess what, Cunty McBitchfuck: You are nobody next to Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Condoleeza Rice, Kay Bailey Hutchison, or any of the thousands of people who have earned the respect of the American people through their service. I don’t even like most of those people, but they are, objectively, somebodies. You are, objectively speaking, nobody. No one could even figure out how to pronounce your name last Friday morning. Those drooling, chanting crowds? Don’t flatter yourself. They would be acting that way if John McCain had nominated an anti-abortion lemur.

So who the fuck are you, Sarah Palin, to walk out on that stage and pretend that you are somebody? Who the fuck are you, Sarah Palin, to attack people who have more gravitas in their respective left nipples than you have in your entire person. Who the fuck are you to pretend that you got where you are by anything other than sheer political luck? You’re not so tough, Bitchy McCuntface. You’re just a dumb bitch on a leash who thinks she’s dominant in a room full of big dogs.

I wouldn’t be talking this way if you’d acted like half of a human being by indicating that you have some inkling of your place in the universe, if you hadn't chosen sarcasm and arrogance. The day before your speech I said to people “I’m sure she’s a very nice lady. I just happen to disagree with nearly everything she believes in.” Well, now we know that you’re not a very nice person. You’re a cocky little asshole who just fell out of an airplane, landed on homeplate, and thought you hit a home run.

Comments

[bob]

up your dosage. your current medication levels don't seem to be working.... oh yeah, have a nice day.

[shannon]

too fucking funny. Cunty McBitchfuck?

[DavidGX]

For a few days this site wouldn't load for me.. I thought you had deleted the blog. I was sad @_@

Funny stuff.